okay..okay

i've just received info that preston isn't the super duper ugly hello kitty fan i had imagined him to bee.
billy bob joel is a total noob and should not be trusted with anyone's life
so that is why i'm here to say...
apparently he's a babe.
but you know what?
i bet he's just not up to par as per per
just saying..
......
if you really don't want us to think that you are that hello kitty fanatic..
then SHOW YOURSELF
so i can hunt.you.down.
kaythanksbyee :)
xoxxo,
MCMC

PICTURE

ickk this picture is too gross!!!
i mean have you seen is chine?
(that's chin+acne added together btdubs)
so this is what i'm planning to do.
i will hereby only keep this photo for a day or so
SO LOOK ALL YE WANT
because i'm deleting it.
xoxo,
MCMC

CCC?!

So i received this anonymous message showing me what preston the noob looks like.
I MEAN DOES CCC HAVE A CULT?
i didn't think so
anywhoo
he sent me a pic..
and it's pretty gross
fo sho.
anyways the anonymous tipper's name was like billy bob joel..?
it was really weird
but thanks BBJ
you da bomb.
so i'll upload the piccccc
xoxo,
MCMC



but just so you know..
this billy bob joel might just be lying..and preston might actually just be a total babe. (well not as much as my per per of course :))
new updates to come :)

i've decided to put my songwriting to the test by writing a song
because i was inspired by my lover percy
and this is NOT a death threat HANNAH!!!
i just dislike you
kaythanksbye

ha ha ha
I probably shouldn't say this
because y'all like hannah montana
but everytime I say she's slutty
they remind me she can't blossom yet
it's beause has a ring
if only she could sing
but she feels so dumb to me
why can't they see?
and now you're swearing words at me
and nothing's ever gonna change
until y'alll hear.
my beans.
the seven things i hate about her!
the seven things i hate about her.
oh her..
her face
her lace (bra)
her ugly teeth
if only she couldn't learn how to breathe
the way she touches her yucky junk
i can't wait til she's kaplat
you guys are jerks when you say she's hot
just to know she's liked
i wanna just shoot my...appendix
and the seventh thing i hate the most about her
she makes nick jonas a dick.

it's awkward and icky
when she takes pix of her..thingies
i wonder what she thinks about when she takes them in her shower
when she stops it
i'll stop puking
if she repeats it
i will beat her
let's be clear
oh i am getting pissed
she's taking the seven steps here

the seven things i hate about her.
her face
her lace (bra)
her ugly teeth
if only she couldn't learn how to breathe
the way she touches her yucky junk
i can't wait til she's kaplat
you guys are jerks when you say she's hot
just to know she's liked
i wanna just shoot my...appendix
and the seventh thing i hate the most about her
she makes nick jonas a dick.

and compared to none of the great things that i couldn't possibly write
i probably should mention some more i dislike
the seven things i still hate about you
her toys
her shoes
dating douch-ish boys
when they guys kiss it makes me laugh
again she makes me laugh
she makes me mad
but i suppose she's just really bad
her disney birthday was just so lame
just to know that she's to blame
i wanna just slap her chubby face
and the seventh thing i hate the most about her....
she makes nick jonas a dick

ha. ha. you dooo. oooo-ooooo ha ha ha ooooooo-ooooooo-ooooo-oooooo

that's my song.
i hope you like it.
it's kinda bad though
kaythanksbye

xoxo,
MCMC

MOB (this is not an abbreviation)

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE A STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is urgent people!!!!! This is almost as urgent as when i got a wendy's jr frosty stuck...down there...you know that thing that rhymes with Regina, CA




you pervert. i mean on my foot. oh wait. nevermind.

THERE IS A HATER AMONGST THE SOCIETY.
her name is Cindy the merdette (biatttchh)
Hate what you ask? not the flaky things that are on your foot that you file off (who could hate those?) but A HATER OF MAC AND CHEESE MERMAID
apparently she thinks that FOB "pwns" MCM just because they wear guyliner and wear pretty silver glitter
BUT IF FOB DID "pwn" MCM..I"M SAYING IF
then tokio hotel would totally "pwn" FOB
because tokio hotel totally wins at the guyliner. and they have pretty hair and nails. i would totally do her if she was a guy
OH WAIT NO WAY!!! i have just been informed that SHE'S.....A HE
dayum (rien)
that's one hawwtt ladyman

THUS I HAVE CREATED A VERY COMPLEX SYSTEM TO TAKE HER DOWN

call me for the specific and confidential info

xoxo
MCMC

remember...call me, beep me, if ya wanna reach me.

OH MY FUDGENUTTSSS

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why you aask?
because
THE JONAS BROTHERS
are
writing
a
song
for
new
moon!!!!
WHYYYYYYY
MCM should have written a song for ROBERT!!!!!
what do you think?
oh wait.
MY LIFE IT OVER.
this is as bad as....well dakota fanning being jane
OR
percy liking ROXIE
i like started crying when i found out about him an roxie
kay thanks bye
xoxo
MCMC

Dear Percy

i'm sorry my wittle nuglet, i did not mean to offend you in no such way. The only time I have EVER offended ANYONE was when I told my grandma to lose some weight and get her guts moving.
Also, I wish I did go to your school, if so, we would sit next to each other peeling the wrappers off of 5 gum and giggle during French class. If we did go to the same school, we would gaze in each other's eyes and feed each other gelato and french crepes while we watched classic movies like 10 things I hate about you, 27 dresses, and Mean Girls.
If we went to the same school, I would write on the bathroom stalls about how much I love you and kiss your name on the door everytime I had to go to the little chicklett's room.
If we went to the same school, I would whisper I love you a million times a day in your ear. And you would never get sick of it.
If we went to the same school, I would scream PERCY! YOUDABOMB.COM a billion times a day so each person would know how great you are
*iloveyou*
xoxo,
MACM