Thursday, February 12, 2009

Dear Percy

i'm sorry my wittle nuglet, i did not mean to offend you in no such way. The only time I have EVER offended ANYONE was when I told my grandma to lose some weight and get her guts moving.
Also, I wish I did go to your school, if so, we would sit next to each other peeling the wrappers off of 5 gum and giggle during French class. If we did go to the same school, we would gaze in each other's eyes and feed each other gelato and french crepes while we watched classic movies like 10 things I hate about you, 27 dresses, and Mean Girls.
If we went to the same school, I would write on the bathroom stalls about how much I love you and kiss your name on the door everytime I had to go to the little chicklett's room.
If we went to the same school, I would whisper I love you a million times a day in your ear. And you would never get sick of it.
If we went to the same school, I would scream PERCY! YOUDABOMB.COM a billion times a day so each person would know how great you are
*iloveyou*
xoxo,
MACM

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