MOB (this is not an abbreviation)

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE A STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is urgent people!!!!! This is almost as urgent as when i got a wendy's jr frosty stuck...down there...you know that thing that rhymes with Regina, CA




you pervert. i mean on my foot. oh wait. nevermind.

THERE IS A HATER AMONGST THE SOCIETY.
her name is Cindy the merdette (biatttchh)
Hate what you ask? not the flaky things that are on your foot that you file off (who could hate those?) but A HATER OF MAC AND CHEESE MERMAID
apparently she thinks that FOB "pwns" MCM just because they wear guyliner and wear pretty silver glitter
BUT IF FOB DID "pwn" MCM..I"M SAYING IF
then tokio hotel would totally "pwn" FOB
because tokio hotel totally wins at the guyliner. and they have pretty hair and nails. i would totally do her if she was a guy
OH WAIT NO WAY!!! i have just been informed that SHE'S.....A HE
dayum (rien)
that's one hawwtt ladyman

THUS I HAVE CREATED A VERY COMPLEX SYSTEM TO TAKE HER DOWN

call me for the specific and confidential info

xoxo
MCMC

remember...call me, beep me, if ya wanna reach me.

OH MY FUDGENUTTSSS

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why you aask?
because
THE JONAS BROTHERS
are
writing
a
song
for
new
moon!!!!
WHYYYYYYY
MCM should have written a song for ROBERT!!!!!
what do you think?
oh wait.
MY LIFE IT OVER.
this is as bad as....well dakota fanning being jane
OR
percy liking ROXIE
i like started crying when i found out about him an roxie
kay thanks bye
xoxo
MCMC

Dear Percy

i'm sorry my wittle nuglet, i did not mean to offend you in no such way. The only time I have EVER offended ANYONE was when I told my grandma to lose some weight and get her guts moving.
Also, I wish I did go to your school, if so, we would sit next to each other peeling the wrappers off of 5 gum and giggle during French class. If we did go to the same school, we would gaze in each other's eyes and feed each other gelato and french crepes while we watched classic movies like 10 things I hate about you, 27 dresses, and Mean Girls.
If we went to the same school, I would write on the bathroom stalls about how much I love you and kiss your name on the door everytime I had to go to the little chicklett's room.
If we went to the same school, I would whisper I love you a million times a day in your ear. And you would never get sick of it.
If we went to the same school, I would scream PERCY! YOUDABOMB.COM a billion times a day so each person would know how great you are
*iloveyou*
xoxo,
MACM

Event #1

Event #1
So i was thinking..what should the followers of the Mac and Cheese Mermaid Cult do as their first event?


that's right.

get tattoos.

I've already decided to get several inbedded in several places. All that say MCMC. mac and cheese mermaid cult for those who are mentally retarded (you)

BUT BEFORE I GET THEM.
I'm having a contest!!!!!!

whoever has the best design will get their design on my gluteus maximus!!!!!

yay!

call. me.
or.
text. me.
or.
kiss. me.
xoxo,
MACMC

FETISH

Yo Shmo From another H**
haha. i'm gangstaaaa man
So I'm gonna tell you my little fetish that I have..
and it's not a foot fetish.
eew
So..

apart from making out with pictures of Percy while my mom is watching,
I have a fetish that has to do with someone named Dave.

Dave is my fetish.

I have a cut out board of him (don't ask what I do to him).

What's your fetish? OH wait. it's me.

call. me.
or.
text. me.
or.
follow me.
xoxo,
MCMC

(i know. hot.)

Blog # 4

Hey guys.
I'm still rather upset about Percy BUT i mean i sent him my braided armpit hair and well guess what??! He said thanks!

He loves me.

Also I'll be adding activities that our cult will do throughout our time together.
but right now I have no followers..
SO..
follow me :)
and call me :)

Blog #3

Hi guys. I'm really down in the dumps right now..
well I was braiding my armpit hair (and other stuff too!) and checking the latest MACM news and heard something that made me really upset!

Percy...likes ROXIE!!!!
but Roxie is so ugly.
and well..she's shrub's gal.

My mother's aunt's daughter's step daughter's best friend's 2nd cousin twice removed told me that her best friend (me) thinks Percy likes Roxie.

I mean..it makes sense I guess, he's so mean to her.
and you know what that means...HE LIKES HER!

life is meaningless.

Blog #2!!- PN

if those of you don't know, PN officially means "Percy News"
Well anywayz...
So! I have so much good news for you guys..so I was in my mom's van sitting there listening to some tunes (MACM DUH!) and guess who I saw????
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!
PERCY FROM MACM!
he's was like entering into his house and I totally saw him!!!!!!!!!!

he's so hot.

PERCY!

call me.

FIRST BLOG!!!

HEY THERE!!
it's me..Mary-Anne C. Montenegro.
Um...
well I'm not sure what to write!
I'm 16, oh and I'm REALLY HOT!!!!!!

follow me :)