i've decided to put my songwriting to the test by writing a song
because i was inspired by my lover percy
and this is NOT a death threat HANNAH!!!
i just dislike you
kaythanksbye

ha ha ha
I probably shouldn't say this
because y'all like hannah montana
but everytime I say she's slutty
they remind me she can't blossom yet
it's beause has a ring
if only she could sing
but she feels so dumb to me
why can't they see?
and now you're swearing words at me
and nothing's ever gonna change
until y'alll hear.
my beans.
the seven things i hate about her!
the seven things i hate about her.
oh her..
her face
her lace (bra)
her ugly teeth
if only she couldn't learn how to breathe
the way she touches her yucky junk
i can't wait til she's kaplat
you guys are jerks when you say she's hot
just to know she's liked
i wanna just shoot my...appendix
and the seventh thing i hate the most about her
she makes nick jonas a dick.

it's awkward and icky
when she takes pix of her..thingies
i wonder what she thinks about when she takes them in her shower
when she stops it
i'll stop puking
if she repeats it
i will beat her
let's be clear
oh i am getting pissed
she's taking the seven steps here

the seven things i hate about her.
her face
her lace (bra)
her ugly teeth
if only she couldn't learn how to breathe
the way she touches her yucky junk
i can't wait til she's kaplat
you guys are jerks when you say she's hot
just to know she's liked
i wanna just shoot my...appendix
and the seventh thing i hate the most about her
she makes nick jonas a dick.

and compared to none of the great things that i couldn't possibly write
i probably should mention some more i dislike
the seven things i still hate about you
her toys
her shoes
dating douch-ish boys
when they guys kiss it makes me laugh
again she makes me laugh
she makes me mad
but i suppose she's just really bad
her disney birthday was just so lame
just to know that she's to blame
i wanna just slap her chubby face
and the seventh thing i hate the most about her....
she makes nick jonas a dick

ha. ha. you dooo. oooo-ooooo ha ha ha ooooooo-ooooooo-ooooo-oooooo

that's my song.
i hope you like it.
it's kinda bad though
kaythanksbye

xoxo,
MCMC