Thursday, February 19, 2009

MOB (this is not an abbreviation)

I HEREBY ANNOUNCE A STATE OF EMERGENCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is urgent people!!!!! This is almost as urgent as when i got a wendy's jr frosty stuck...down there...you know that thing that rhymes with Regina, CA




you pervert. i mean on my foot. oh wait. nevermind.

THERE IS A HATER AMONGST THE SOCIETY.
her name is Cindy the merdette (biatttchh)
Hate what you ask? not the flaky things that are on your foot that you file off (who could hate those?) but A HATER OF MAC AND CHEESE MERMAID
apparently she thinks that FOB "pwns" MCM just because they wear guyliner and wear pretty silver glitter
BUT IF FOB DID "pwn" MCM..I"M SAYING IF
then tokio hotel would totally "pwn" FOB
because tokio hotel totally wins at the guyliner. and they have pretty hair and nails. i would totally do her if she was a guy
OH WAIT NO WAY!!! i have just been informed that SHE'S.....A HE
dayum (rien)
that's one hawwtt ladyman

THUS I HAVE CREATED A VERY COMPLEX SYSTEM TO TAKE HER DOWN

call me for the specific and confidential info

xoxo
MCMC

remember...call me, beep me, if ya wanna reach me.

2 comments:

alexa said...

well i would call you if i didnt worry that you would hack my FB later and stalk me late at night.... cant you just post the info??????

Mac And Cheese Mermaid Cult said...

well ms. ulexah..i mean alexa sorry. i get those names mixed up all the time. You guys are just so similar

if you just give me your password it wouldn't be hacking. and i don't stalk..you. i don't find you attractive. JKJK you seem like a very ...unique person
find i'll post it.
gosh